Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
(Source: hip-hop-apotamus, via sexypotassium)
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat
(Source: silenteternity, via h0ld-on-pain-ends)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via intheblurofthestars)
